\                                                                       /
     \                                                                     /
      \                                                                   /
       \ _______________________________________________________________ /
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                    How's that for a story?                    |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |                                                               |
        |_______________________________________________________________|
       /                                                                 \
      /                                                                   \
     /                                                                     \
    /                                                                       \